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Most Beautiful Object

CAPE TOWN, Feb 23 (Reuters Life!) – A South African device that claims to put a condom on a man with ease in less than three seconds has been named the “most beautiful object” at a design show in Cape Town.

Roelf Mulder’s plastic condom applicator won top prize at the Design Indaba Beautiful Objects exposition in the tourist resort city, beating out 14 other products, including an ultra-modern pre-fabricated house.
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Saturday, February 24, 2007 Posted by | Culture, Lifestyle, News, Others, Science, Trivia | 1 Comment

What Wives Say and What Men Hear

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Friday, February 23, 2007 Posted by | Art, Comedy, Humor, Lifestyle, Trivia | Leave a comment

OFFICIAL: Fellatio Prevents Breast Cancer

The Discovery of Fellatio (mymalaysia)
A recent study confirmed what men knew all along.

Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two.
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Thursday, February 22, 2007 Posted by | Culture, Inspiration, Lifestyle, News, Politics, Science, Tips, Trivia | 5 Comments

Amazing Octopus

Octopuses are amazing creatures. These cephalapods are considered to be the most intelligent of all invertebrates. See this octopus’ amazing ability to squeeze through a 1-inch hole.

Tuesday, February 20, 2007 Posted by | Documentary, Google Video, Science, Trivia, Videos | Leave a comment

Child Prodigy II

Another 3 year-old, Zach, fingerpaints a masterpiece. 

Tuesday, February 20, 2007 Posted by | Art, Documentary, Google Video, Inspiration, News, Others, Trivia, Videos | Leave a comment

Child Prodigy

A 3 year-old Chinese kid solves the Rubik’s Cube under 2 minutes.


Solving the Rubik’s Cube

Tuesday, February 20, 2007 Posted by | Documentary, Inspiration, News, Others, Trivia, Videos, You Tube | Leave a comment

Chinese New Year Zen

In Chinatowns across the world, one cannot fail to notice the ubiquitous statues of a cheerful rotund figure carrying a hemp sack. The Chinese call him “The Happy Chinaman” or “The Laughing Buddha”. That happy fellow, Pu-tai Ho-shang or “Hemp-bag monk”, was an eccentric Zen beggar priest who lived during the Tang Dynasty. In Japan, he is called Hotei (literally “cloth bag”) and is one of the seven lucky gods. He is supposedly the only member of Japan’s Seven Lucky Gods based on an actual person. He is sometimes mistaken for the historical Buddha Shakyamuni. It is believed that rubbing his pot-belly will bring about wealth, good luck and prosperity. He is considered by many as the patron saint of restaurateurs and bartenders.
 
 Although he was a Zen master, he did not wished to be called one nor he wanted any disciples. Instead, he would walk the streets with his linen sack full of candies, fruits, doughnuts and other goodies. He would give those to the poor and needy and to the children who gather around him to play. The streets were his kindergartens.
 
 Whenever he met a Zen devotee, he would extend his hand and say: “Give me a dime.” And if anyone asked him to return to a temple to teach others, again he would reply: “Give me a dime.”
 
 One day, another Zen master chanced upon him and inquired: “What is the significance of Zen?”
 
 Hotei immediatly plopped his sack down on the ground in silent answer.
 
 “Then,” asked the other, “what is the actualisation of Zen?”
 
 Immediately, the Happy Chinaman swung the sack over his shoulder and continued on his way.
 
 Anak Malaysia wishes all Chinese “Kong Hee Fatt Choy (Gong Xi Fa Cai)”.

Monday, February 19, 2007 Posted by | Commentary, Culture, General Info, Inspiration, News, Others, Quotes, Trivia | Leave a comment

Britney Spears Bald

Britney went straight from the rehab, to the barber’s and then get herself tattoed.

Monday, February 19, 2007 Posted by | Culture, Humor, Lifestyle, News, Trivia, Videos, You Tube | Leave a comment