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What Wives Say and What Men Hear


Friday, February 23, 2007 Posted by | Art, Comedy, Humor, Lifestyle, Trivia | Leave a comment

Bill Gates vs. Steve Jobs

Bill Gates and Steve Jobs square off in the clean white virtual world of the iconic Mac ads. For those who have yet to see this hilarious animated video:

Sunday, February 18, 2007 Posted by | Art, Comedy, Commentary, Computers, Humor, Internet, Issues, You Tube | 1 Comment

Why Beer is Better Than Religion

Top 10 reasons why Beer is better than Religion 

10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.

9. Beer doesn’t tell you how to have sex.

8. Beer has never caused a major war.

7. They don’t force Beer on minors who can’t think for themselves.

6. When you have a Beer, you don’t knock on people’s doors trying to give it away.

5. Nobody’s ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.

4. You don’t have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.

3. There are laws saying Beer labels can’t lie to you.

2. You can prove you have a Beer.

1. If you’ve devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.

Friday, February 16, 2007 Posted by | Comedy, Culture, Issues, Lifestyle, Politics, Trivia | Leave a comment

Adult Donor

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Thursday, February 1, 2007 Posted by | Art, Comedy, Trivia | 1 Comment

Birds and the Bees

Tuesday, January 30, 2007 Posted by | Comedy, Lifestyle, Others, Trivia | Leave a comment

To my darling husband

To my darling husband,

Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn’t get hurt, so please don’t worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.  

Your loving wife.

P.S. Your girlfriend called. 


Saturday, January 27, 2007 Posted by | Comedy, Humor, Trivia | 1 Comment

Love Thy Neighbor

The following is from a much forwarded email and it is verified to be true:

“Read the story below before you look at the pictures. This is a true story, it happened in Utah and was on the news!I thought each of you could use a little comic relief today. Here’s the story. A city councilman, Mark Easton, lives in this neighborhood. He had a beautiful view of the east mountains, until a new neighbor purchased the lot below his house and built.Apparently, the new home was 18 inches higher than the ordinances would allow, so Mark Easton, mad about his lost view, went to the city to make sure they enforced the lower roof line ordinance. Mark and his new neighbor had some great arguments about this as you can imagine — not great feelings. The new neighbor had to drop the roof line — no doubt at great expense.Recently, Mark Easton called the city and informed them that his new neighbor had installed some vents on the side of his home. Mark didn’t like the look of these vents and asked the city to investigate. When they went to Mark’s home to see the vent view, this is what they found … (see attached pictures).”

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Friday, January 26, 2007 Posted by | Art, Comedy, Lifestyle, News, Others, Trivia | 2 Comments

Shilpa Shetty Racism Row – [Update – She Wins]

Shilpa Shetty, now embroilled in racism row (mymalaysia)

The alleged racism experienced by Bollywood actress Shilpa Shetty on the Celebrity Big Brother reality TV show in the UK has not gone unnoticed in India.

Here is the ITN News reports on the racism row:

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Friday, January 19, 2007 Posted by | Comedy, Commentary, Culture, Documentary, Humor, Issues, Lifestyle, Others, Trivia, Videos | Leave a comment

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